We reimagined artists as our fave cannabis products. Choose your fighter and enjoy.
by Gabby Sgherri
Before recreational cannabis use was legalized in certain provinces and states—it’s still a work in progress—trying to acquire kush was more of a secret mission than an elevated shopping experience. Now, if you live in a city where it’s legal you can casually walk into a dispensary and choose from a curated selection of marijuana. If you’re not an experienced cannabis user, the options might seem overwhelming. Sativa, Indica, or CBD? Smoking or taking an edible? Those were some of the questions we thought the first time we went to a legal dispensary.
Rather than doing a Google search and trying to figure out what cannabis journey to embark on, let your musical taste make the choice for you. We partnered up with our friends at Ace Valley to guide you through their pre-rolls and edibles using the personalities of notable artists.
Miley Cyrus as OG Melon Sativa Pre-Rolls
Your friends would describe you as a social person who often gets chtty after lighting up—talking up to 100 miles per minute. You get compliments on your fruity fragrance and zesty flavor for life. Your raspy voice is either from a late-night studio session or smoking too much weed.
Post Malone as Great White Shark CBD Pre-Rolls
If there was one word to describe you it would be “chill” and you’ve been told you have a calming effect on others. You’re more of a Beerbongs & Bentleys-type of person than one who likes a black-tie event. Your cologne has natural, earthy tones to it that are subtle but always get you compliments.
Rihanna as Kosher Kush Indica Pre-Rolls
You’re the kush queen and your friends can’t tell the difference between when you’re high vs sober because the vibes are always mellow. Also, let’s be honest, you’re usually high. You often wear a sweet perfume to try and mask the smell of the weed.
Kacey Musgraves as Raspberry edibles
You’re the life of the party and have a vibrant approach to life. You see the world through rose-tinted glasses and your friends can always count on you to lift them up.
Justin Bieber as Grapefruit Edibles
You’re drawn to the zen energy of the West Coast and you like to get your weed from California. You prefer the relaxing body high of CBD to keep your mental state clear. You choose sour citrus flavors over sweet—like peaches and grapefruits.
Jhene Aiko as Blueberry LavenderEdibles
You have a very laid-back R&B approach to life. You prefer to use cannabis as part of your wellness and relaxation routine. You’re spiritual and introspectively think about life when you’re high. You’d choose a chill night at home with a bath and good tunes over a night out.